In, out, whimper, apologise, bail!

Did you know Jon has a girlfriend now? He announced it at his gig last night. He was completely adorable about it. I am so much less worried about him now.

I did not know this, anon, so I’ll take your word for it.

However, I’d like to take this opportunity to say that I will not be speculating about Jon’s personal life on this blog. Beyond specific announcements from Jon himself, I will not be posting anything about his private life, as that’s his own business, not ours.